Toyota Prius

Smart, professional, eco-conscious

Wendy’s

Active, high-energy, driven

Agilent

Soft, caring, health and medical

Cabot Stains

Casual, neighbor, regular guy

E-Message

Hip, edgy, wise-ass

Dove Lotion

Quirky, cranky character

Microsoft Help

Dim-witted, oddball character

Sports Illustrated

Upbeat, fun-loving Dad

Taco Cabana

Hard-edged authority figure

Captain Decker

Realistic action hero

Ghost King

Creepy, netherworld ruler

Cliffie

Sorry, but I had to include the classic

Camp Counselor

And you thought camping was supposed to be fun…

WIMP Radio

My homage to PDQ Bach

Sydney
Redlane

Film-noir villain

Marvin
Cleveland

Where would we all be without computer nerds to help us?

Chestnut
Warrior

Every small town needs an elderly protector…

Bobby
Moneybags

OK, just having fun at someone’s expense here

Lieutenant
Bruce

Aussies always have made great soldiers

Upton
Quaid

A message from everyone’s nightmare boss

Bernie
Gelman

Another homage to one of the world’s greatest geeks

MC Woodsta

Who knew he was that street in his private life?

Secret
Policeman

Nothing like a haughty Brit to put us Yanks in our place…

Sci-Fi
Network

Battlestar Galactica (action, sci-fi drama)

BBC America

Graham Norton (late-night talk show)

WWE Event

Pro wrestling, "Monster Truck"

Food Network

Nigella Lawson (cooking, home improvement)

Discovery Channel

Napoleon Special (documentary, history, nature)

Comedy Central

Naked Trucker & T-Bone (comedy, sit-com)

CBS

JAG (primetime drama)

DirecTV Sports

Sports programming, announcer

The Good Shepherd

Political Drama

Big Fat Liar

Family Comedy

Children of Men

Science Fiction/Drama